If it was raining I would: [] Give you my jacket. [] Run off leaving you behind. [] Hug you until it stops. [] Push you in a puddle. [] Kiss you in the rain.

-You are:

[] Ugly [] Ok-ish [] Pretty [] Funny [] Gorgeous [] Good looking [] Beautiful [] Perfect -If you kissed me, I would: [] Punch you [] Kiss you back [] Laugh [] Look at you weird [] Blush [] I don’t know [] Walk away slowly [] You wouldn’t -You are: [] Potential bf/gf material [] Friend [] Close friend [] Best friend [] Enemy [] Bf/Gf  [] My baby  [] Dunno [] Ex -You should: [] Hug me [] Call me [] Text me [] Talk to me more  [] Have sex with me [] Come out one time -I would: [] Give you the world [] Cuddle you [] Marry you on Facebook [] Party with you [] Bully you -I like your: [] Body [] Smile [] Hair [] Laugh [] Eyes [] Lips [] Voice [] Personality [] Everything [] Ass []Boobs/Dick I’d rate you- [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5  [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 When were older- [] We won’t know each other [] We’ll be married [] We’ll be mates [] We’ll be enemies [] Dont know yet Would I ever go out with you?- [] Yes [] No [] Dunno [] Already have [] Don’t wanna ruin our friendship [] Any day [] Already am How much your worth to me: [] A nickel [] 100 dollars [] Thousands [] Millions [] Billions [] The world

✪ = I wanna kill you ✪✪ = I hate you ✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you ✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay ✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute ✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed* ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you ✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me

• [MSG]: If you come home and see an ambulance outside, don’t worry. I’ve got it all under control.
• [MSG:] One time I thought I was heterosexual.
• [MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.
• [MSG:] Just get in the fucking blanket fort.
• [MSG:] I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I pass out for 3 days.
• [MSG:] I am going places. Maybe not college, but places…
• [MSG:] I don’t think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
• [MSG:] THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
• [MSG:] We’re making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
• [MSG:] Can you pick me up? The threeway turned into a twoway while I sit here alone in the corner…
• [MSG:] Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
• [MSG:] You know, my friends think I make these stories up…
• [MSG:] I’m bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We’re plotting your demise.
• [MSG:] My cute new neighbor has a cast on his leg. How sad is it that my first thought was, “Hey! This one can’t run away!”.
• [MSG:] OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still…
• [MSG:] I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
• [MSG:] I just walked into the room at this party and someone shouted “dibs!”
• [MSG:] He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
• [MSG:] Uh, I almost got the bride to go down on me. I’m the smoothest maid of honor ever.
• [MSG:] Somehow a ride to Walgreens turned into a threesome.
• [MSG:] Yeah, don’t like to call her my roommate. Too cordial. I prefer to call her “the whore that was assigned to live with me.”
• [MSG:] Why does every bad decision I make end up with at least 100 likes on YouTube?
• [MSG:] I feel like I don’t show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time.
• [MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!
• [MSG:] He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
• [MSG:] STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE.
• [MSG:] There were containers of weed in the piñata.
• [MSG:] So far today I’ve had six shots of tequila, one joint, I’ve hit three parties, made out with two people and been chased by security. It is spring break.
• [MSG:] OMG SOMEONE JUST CRASHED THIS LECTURE SCREAMING “TROOOOOLLLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!!” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HELP
• [MSG:] I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon.
• [MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope so…
• [MSG:] My gaydar is infallible. Trust me.
• [MSG:] I’m actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We’re just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators.
• [MSG:] See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
• [MSG:] Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?

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