|autoplay| Oh, fair one, behold.

“What sort of superpower do you have to justify that name?”

‘ Because I’m never right? 

     Obviously I’m kidding. I’m always right, well,      except  when  I  have  to write something or      electrocute someone. ’

‘ i’ve gotten myself into a legitimate                mess, now, haven’t i? ’

                – consider that to be absolute regret.

‘ and do you know what else is    a mess right now? our house.   simba just can’t hold his train toys. ’ 

he’s  not  going  to  add the bit where he tried to entertain the boy with rainmaker. 

“I’m always right. It’s my super power.”

‘ We should form a superhero duo. You can be Captain Right and I can be Colonel Left. ’ 

‘ are you ever  going  to  learn  to   take  a single thing seriously in your   life? or is that all wishful thinking on   my part? ’

‘ this relationship-- you. it’s all very serious    to me. so there. that answers you question! ’

‘ i’m really not in the mood for any   games, right now, james. understood?  ’

‘ awww. does roxy want a hug?    would that make her feel better? ’

“I don’t think either is a good choice for babies.”

‘ are you speaking from experience? ’

“Says the man that started this conversation talking about what types of alcohol people should give babies.”

‘ God. I hate it when you’re right. ’

“If you have children, they must be perpetually drunk to put up with you.”

‘ ...That’s not funny... Alcohol abuse in teenagers is a serious issue, Gareth; you really shouldn’t joke about that.  ’

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“This is why you don’t have children.”

‘ Maybe I do have children, Gareth. Maybe I just keep them hidden away from you and your poisonous words. ’