lemme know if the rest of my life is going to feel like this cause if so

at this point, framing the venezuelan situation as a question of being pro- or anti-maduro is a misdirection. this is a question of whether or not we will continue to let U.S. imperialism stand.

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

This hurt my feelings

Well damn okay

This is fucking frightening

Online friend: “so, how are the news in your country?”

Me: They were talking about the economy while showing Phineas & Ferb softcore porn on screen.

Online friend: “what”

me in mobile: please, please don’t be m-

picture: *shows up*

me: fuck.

WHAT

how can you not love kids lmao

LMAOOO

Lmao me passing on my stupidity to my kids

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

Don’t get us started on “straw”

College students in nice suits for no reason triggers my fight or flight response

It’s good practice to distrust business students

Tired: engineering and humanities/art students hating each other

Wired: Everybody hating business students

lmao i study business and i hate business students too

forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success. you can do it.

i needed this so fucking much

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

The last time I reblogged this my mom randomly gave me $140.

SO COME ON MONEY DOG.

we all know what That is.

THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING SAD

does anybody else have big problems waking up like

my body is not prepared for this… sitting on my bed? that sounds like too much effort… closing my eyes sounds good umWAIT im not falling asleep again IM NOT…*falls asleep* WOAH that was fast what the fuck body

i need a scientific explanation to the late night moment when youre blogging and chatting and feeling like youre on drugs and doing probably regrettable stuff on your social networks

Okay, so you know how when you stay up at night you pretty much have “windows,” or shorter periods of time which present opportunity, to fall asleep? The accumulation of ignored “windows” (for lack of a better term) causes your brain to feel more or less like you are on drugs. Why? Because when you get tired and you ignore that feeling, that opportunity to fall asleep and continue to stay up your body registers it is “Shit, okay. Im not supposed to sleep right now,” which by an evolutionary standpoint probably meant you were keeping watch over the village to make sure someone doesnt get mauled by a damn bear or raided by the enemy or something. As a result, your brains dumps in a variety of chemicals, like dopamine and adrenaline, to help you cope with needing to stay up, to survive rather than make you tired and possibly get you killed. Now, this is where the accumulation bit comes into play. The more “windows” you miss, the more chemicals are dumped in (y’know, to keep you going.) Also, consider that you are probably still running off of the previous dump of chemicals. You usually dont have that many “feel-good” chemicals going on in your brain unless you experience something like orgasm, are in love, or are on drugs. This is probably why, after staying up so many hours straight, you are legally dubbed as “crazy.” You can pretty much do anything illegal and get off comparably easy as “mentally unstable,” because when you stay up for that long, you begin to create a state of manic in the brain, similar to what many people with bi-polar (and a variety of other mental illnesses) suffer from. (This feeling is also why those suffering with bi-polar do not want to take their medicine, because mania really feels like a glorious state to be in, but that’s another conversation for another time.)  *If I got anything wrong, please correct me. But I got this information from a therapist, so Im pretty sure it’s accurate.

whoa this doesn’t only explain night blogging but a lot of other things thanks a lot