Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Haha, it suuuure was. Definitely the greatest part of my career by far.

We should hang out again. In actual clothes though - although seeing you in those tight ass undies wouldn’t exactly be a bad thing either.

Though the question remains, why didn’t we jump Cody when we got him alone? Scratch that- I know why I didn’t… Was cheating on my wife with Morrison— No one can resist those rockstar good looks and flexibleness. So why didn’t you?

Hah, as appealing as that may sound to you- I’m not in the mood to try to adjust them every fifteen seconds so I don’t get a wedgie, sorry. But hanging out sounds good. What should we do?

... I thought you two weren't dating? Dude, if you're not gonna take Cody soon, then I will. His ass is too great to leave alone. That's gonna be mine if you don't take it for yourself. Only reason I didn't jump Cody was...

Huh. Not exactly sure. I guess I was preoccupied with other things. Anyways, we should go to a strip club or something. Nothing better than seeing sexy ladies, right? Or men, if that's what you're into. I'm bi so it doesn't matter much to me.

Haha, it suuuure was. Definitely the greatest part of my career by far.

We should hang out again. In actual clothes though - although seeing you in those tight ass undies wouldn't exactly be a bad thing either.

Oh gosh, here goes another one.

Okay, look, you two just seemed awfully close to me. That’s all.

We can’t help it, we`re best friends. I’m sure you’ve probably acted this way with Cena before, eh.

I have. And we ended up doing gay shit with each other at some point. And you and Cody are gayer than us so....

Oh gosh, here goes another one.

Okay, look, you two just seemed awfully close to me. That's all.

Randy yelling and giving orders? Damn that’s the sexiest thing ever!

I thought of you the whole time I was giving them. How else would they seem so authentic?

"Close… but not quite." Randy smirks as he takes the handcuffs out of the bag, letting it drop to the floor. "Roll over on your stomach, hands behind your back. Gonna cuff you up" He tugs on both sides of the steel restraints as he begins to walk over, a certain predatory movement to his steps. This wasn’t their first time at all - but sometimes it still felt like it. The sex was simply incredible and Randy still isn’t used to the amazing feeling yet. Why can’t others be as good as Evan?

Evan just playfully rolled his eyes as he shifted his body over until he was laying on the couch stomach-first. He then put his hands behind his back. Just to tease Randy a little bit, he raised his hips into the air and started waving his butt in the air a little bit. He knew Orton loved his ass. He had no real idea as to why, but, he knew he did. To him, it wasn’t anything special. Still, whatever would make this whole thing that much better, he would do. “Cuff me, officer.”

Randy always was an ass man. Boobs were nice and all but he loved asses the most. They're so round and firm and spankable... how do people not prefer them? He groans and shakes his head, getting up on the couch and kneeling behind Evan, grabbing his hands roughly as he locks them into the cuffs. He scoots back and grabs Evan's hair, pulling him up so the shorter man was sitting up on his knees and he holds him back so he could grind his denim-clad erection against his ass. "Mmm, gonna do whatever I tell you, you hear? You know better."

Whoa, within seconds this had changed a lot. It went from him getting married to him confessing what he really is to being Randy’s now. Everything about them felt so right. The way he fits, the height, and personality wise. It all matched really well. “Okay.” He walked out of the casino. He walked to his car and got inside.

Maybe they shouldn't leave the reception so early. But Cody coming out to everyone and leaving his fiancee at the altar for another man probably put him in deep shit. So it's best if they leave now. Randy follows Cody out to the car (a limo rented for him and Brandi) and once inside, he pulls his new lover onto his lap, placing a heartfelt kiss onto his lips. Randy's been with a lot of women. Shit tons. A few men too. He even got a girl pregnant while he was with his wife. But one thing stayed constant - Cody. Randy's feelings for Cody never diminished. "I love you so much, Cody." He whispers against his lips, kissing him once more.

The days at Randy’s house had passed by pretty quickly and before Cody even knew it, it was Friday. Which meant it was the day of his and his girlfriend of two years Brandi Reed’s wedding. Whoa, who would’ve seen this coming? Since the moment he had woken up he was…

Cody was sort of surprised that Randy out of everyone here was the one to end this wedding. He thought Randy liked Brandi? Brandi wrapped her arm around Cody’s arm. Giving him a dirty pissed look. “Tell everyone before you your reasoning for objecting.” Paster said. Cody’s eyebrow rose. Not sure what kind of reaction to give.

"Look, usually I don’t do this kind of cliche, sappy, melodramatic movie drama but I can’t take it anymore." Randy confesses in an exasperated tone, looking straight into Cody’s eyes. "Cody, I…" He purses his lips out and takes a few deep breaths, relaxing his body. God, he sucks at talking out his emotions. Randy wishes he wasn’t so cold hearted. But he manages to find his words. "I love you. I’m IN love with you, I’ve been in love with you since I saw you backstage on RAW 6 years ago. You’re the guy that made me realize I was bisexual, you made me a better person. I changed for you, to make you proud, because I loved you so much. You’re smart, you’re funny, you’re dorky, you’re cute, you’re hot, you’re nice, you’re… you’re perfect. And I’m not gonna let that get away from me so you can marry her." Randy barely motions towards her, shoving his hands into his pockets afterwards. "I love you so much, Cody."

Did he really just say that? Cody couldn’t believe his ears. Randy loved him? That made him smile. But before he could say something Brandi cuts in. “Sorry to break it to you but he’s mine-” Brandi started to say before Cody cut her off. “Brandi, I’m sorry but I’ve been having cold feet for theses past couple of days- hanging with Randy made me feel comfortable enough to finally admit this— but I’m gay.” Cody looked at Randy. “I’m also in love with Randy. He’s everything I ever wanted. Even his bad sides I love.” He looked back at the bride. “I’m sorry I hope we can stay friends..” Cody walked over to Randy and pecked his lips.

Well Randy's not sure if they'll stay friends but who cares? Cody's his now and he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Ha ha, bye bye, Brandi! Hellooooo, Cody. He didn't expect Cody to have the same feelings - he just wanted to finally tell him after all these years of hiding it. He's been out fucking random woman and men all these years to compensate for his feelings but there's always been something missing. Whether his best friend shared those feelings didn't matter, he just had to tell him. And it worked for the best. Randy snakes his arms around Cody's waist and kisses him passionate and quick before pulling away. "C'mon, let's get out of here."

The days at Randy’s house had passed by pretty quickly and before Cody even knew it, it was Friday. Which meant it was the day of his and his girlfriend of two years Brandi Reed’s wedding. Whoa, who would’ve seen this coming? Since the moment he had woken up he was…

Cody was sort of surprised that Randy out of everyone here was the one to end this wedding. He thought Randy liked Brandi? Brandi wrapped her arm around Cody’s arm. Giving him a dirty pissed look. “Tell everyone before you your reasoning for objecting.” Paster said. Cody’s eyebrow rose. Not sure what kind of reaction to give.

"Look, usually I don't do this kind of cliche, sappy, melodramatic movie drama but I can't take it anymore." Randy confesses in an exasperated tone, looking straight into Cody's eyes. "Cody, I..." He purses his lips out and takes a few deep breaths, relaxing his body. God, he sucks at talking out his emotions. Randy wishes he wasn't so cold hearted. But he manages to find his words. "I love you. I'm IN love with you, I've been in love with you since I saw you backstage on RAW 6 years ago. You're the guy that made me realize I was bisexual, you made me a better person. I changed for you, to make you proud, because I loved you so much. You're smart, you're funny, you're dorky, you're cute, you're hot, you're nice, you're... you're perfect. And I'm not gonna let that get away from me so you can marry her." Randy barely motions towards her, shoving his hands into his pockets afterwards. "I love you so much, Cody."

For daring to spend all of my VERY hard earned money. Tsk tsk, selfishness is a bad quality in a lady, dear Kaitlyn.

(i’d add more people onto it buuuut im honestly just incredibly lazy lol)

But I was only kidding! See, this is what I mean when you have no sense of humor. Alright…I apologize!

(I put him on there!)

See? Wasn't so hard, was it? Alright, we can go now. I'll come by and pick you up.

(the description is perfect!!)

Apologize and then we can go. I’m not letting you off so easily.

(yes of course!! i should put her on randy’s page too come to think of it lol my relationship page is pretty bare :P )

What do I have to apologize for? I didn’t do anything!

(I’ll put him on it now! Mines is too a little bit :p )

For daring to spend all of my VERY hard earned money. Tsk tsk, selfishness is a bad quality in a lady, dear Kaitlyn.

(i'd add more people onto it buuuut im honestly just incredibly lazy lol)