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The booty never stops.

@thebootysenpai / thebootysenpai.tumblr.com

Okay see it doesn't seem like I'm ever going to edit the HTML maybe in another lifetime so um. aHEm. Hullo! :> My name is Kezia, I'm 16 years old(I still feel 14 OTL) and my purpose in life is reblogging like ten posts every other day and occasionally doodling and crying over it. I like cats and butts.
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so-chintzy

Not made by me, source from here: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24483761

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I added the English subs! (Not made by me, I copied them from the original clip.) They’re a tiny bit off with the timing at the beginning (starts a bit early in some parts), but I got really good at the timing around before the middle part, so most of the video is okay (I think).

I also changed the names and pronouns (From what I can remember, Sei refers to himself with masculine pronouns and Aoba addresses him as such in their mini-ep in Chiral Night. I am not trying to rain on anyone’s trans!/agender!/etc.!Sei headcanons.)

Still waiting on that Russ-K DMMD parody. (Idk if I can make one myself. I’ve got college….)

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phonon2550

Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me.

Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this. In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word.  And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact. 

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chibisuz

legit advise for people visiting finland. that “ileavenow” is “mä jään täs” in finnish. it’s okay if you don’t pronounce it perfectly right because the only reason someone would talk to strangers in public transport is to ask them to move, so they will get the hint. 

BUT! usually just things like putting your phone away and rustling your bag and looking like you are about to leave will do the trick. no need for words.

….and this is how you wait for a bus in finland:

Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.

This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????

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u kno ur in deep when u love listening to them talk and u get attached to their voice

I SEE YOU FUCKING WEEABOOS REBLOGGING THIS PUTTING ANIME CHARACTERS IN THE TAGS YOU NEED A BIBLE

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dildosoup

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

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pinkcatsy

HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???

HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??

I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

You’re too young

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how to be smooth as hell with your crush

im laughing so hard at the “oh. alright” 

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SON. It's only the third week of school and my workload is already plentiful and I have to study like hell, but the ONE THING I didn't expect was to be asked on a fucking date by the hottest kid in Geo!! Like holy shit he's pretty much five times more attractive than I'll ever be and omggggg. I'm happy but conflicted because he called me cute and I'm so flattered and I can't take this I start smiling like an idiot when I start thinking about it I feel like I'm the protagonist of a shitty YA romance novel

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i literally hate when people always try to dismiss race and act like it “isn’t a problem anymore”

i’m mixed. my dad is a 6’3 black male, my mom is white w/ blonde hair and blue eyes.

you and your family have never been randomly pulled over by cops on several occasions just so they could ask your mom if she’s “okay” 

there’s still a fucking problem

interracial relationships dont end racism, point blank.

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I think the absolute saddest thing that I can think of for anything in the series, good end or bad end, is Sei finding Aoba in Clear’s bad end. 

The obvious reason being guilt,

But the second reason is that his first instinct would probably be to fix it with scrap. 

But Clear no longer has a truly human mind and can’t be scrapped. 

So his only real hope after that is scrapping Aoba, to heal his mind. 

He takes the blindfold off and realizes that that’s not possible either. 

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