so no head?

I would die for that little fucking clown bear please let me die for that little bear

‘Oh my God, it will cost him $7 billion!’

But he’s got like $167 billion anyway, so… 

theyre deliberately trying to make it sound ‘cruel’ that he pay that much, instead of letting people know that he pays, proportionally, about one tenth what they pay on average or less

no i am going to do coke

was anyone going to tell me that stacy london from what not to wear is living her best dyke life with a handsome butch or was i just supposed to randomly stumble upon that on ig

bitch people who do pottery...............your hands..............................i cannot even begin to imagine

and bakers.......kneading dough is.................im speechless

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

fbi man watching me delete a post he thought was funny but i decided wasn’t worth posting:

A girl: *headphones in, reading, on the phone, etc.*

Men: oh a willing conversation partner?

Friendly dog knows how to entertain passengers on long flight (x)

*sees a large dog* FINALLY some relatable content