@ brodins

im getting this tattooed on my chest

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

i miss them

Current Mood: this kid being excited about bread

I COULD WATCH THIS GIF SET FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo" going near my butt

TURBO TASTIC

the facts

does anyone want to see a picture of me rubbing my cock

me and my beautiful cock