Batma'am

Wow, she really loves you. I know. It’s fucking annoying.

what a cute impostor

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

Did anyone else do this

Rave reviews

when i play among us in public games i’m usually a pink astronaut in a pirate hat named hamlet and i know that lots of kids and teens playing with me haven’t heard of or read hamlet yet, so i like to imagine that months or years in the future when they do read hamlet they just picture the titular character like

this is how act one scene four goes

i got fucking recognised

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

glozell conducting a seance with ariana grande and miranda sings

at first i thought this was one of those pics where the people just kinda look like the celebrities so someone makes a fake caption with their names but

I thought this picture was an ad

iconic

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

Same energy

I’m getting sick just remembering these o3o

Oh my god..

Add some Heinz Ez Squirt colored ketchup and we have a party. 

How well do Zendaya, Jacob, & Laura know Tom? ↳ BONUS:

“A young trash panda leisurely taking advantage of the quarantine”

(Source)

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”

The fun other side of this too is when you are afraid of making other people feel that way so you just let shit go 90% of the time even when it’s reasonable and valid to make a comment/critique/etc

It feels like deeply maladaptive that the human body's response to intense hunger is to feel nauseous. Like what was the goal there