male athletes are so darksided wishing their wives a happy bday on socials always goes something like “thanks for everything you do for ME! you’re hot! and you’re a good mom i guess lol” meanwhile their bday posts to their teammates are like “you’re my everything we have gone through ups and downs together seen each other at our worst and best everyday i think about how lucky i am to know you you have changed my life for the better the world is lucky to have had you in it for this long already and looking forward to so many more years of being your everything” like get real

not to derail from football rpf into feminism but

its actually very silly that if ur any type of art kid as a teenager everyone is like oh have u thought abt graphic design or advertising. yeah the little emo dude who fills sketchbooks with anime gore all day would be great at making customers buy product.

stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families

Seeing people decide to watch Breaking Bad based on the Tumblr memes is especially funny when they do it specifically for the memes about Jesse, because... well, let's put it this way. Aaron Paul, the guy who played Jesse, was nominated for a Primetime Emmy award for best supporting actor in a drama series for his work on Breaking Bad on five separate occasions, including twice in one season, and won three of those nominations. He was the first person ever to win that award three times for the same role. Like, Jesse's storyline is so viscerally unpleasant that it set industry records.

Jesse Pinkman is basically the prototypical Poor Little Meow Meow in that yes, he does objectively terrible things, but literally everything about his life seems calculated to maximise his suffering while he's doing it. It gets so bad that the show's producers ended up making an entire spin-off movie about Jesse in which he kills two men in order to obtain money to purchase a fake identity and go into exile in Alaska, and this is framed as his happy ending.

they put him in a hole and yelled at him

They put him in a hole and yelled at him.

say "mismatched socks" outloud

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ngl very surprised how few people also say "mitch"

Beautiful lab grown women in your area

I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.

stained glass by mickey alice kwapis

Bora Aksu F/W 2024 backstage

Photographed by Zuzu Valla for Anon Magazine

made some bumper stickers 👍

no more all star casts. “motion picture” starring “some cunt you’ve never heard of” coming to theatres soon

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

Unfortunately this is funny as hell

Bartholomew Bear In All Of His Outfits

Which one is your favorite? (And yes, his outfits are removeable)

Please vote here in my poll! 🐻

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