it's only forever

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

I am not blorbo’s apologist, I’m blorbo’s defense attorney. And baby, we are going for a plea deal cause he absolutely did that shit.

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

Has Ed ever had a place where he could truly feel safe before?

His first reason for why he loves the fish stand he takes Stede to is that he's never been stabbed there. His earliest memories of home and family are his abusive father screaming at and being physically abusive towards him and his mother. After the trauma of killing his father, he was thrust straight into another "culture of abuse" with piracy, where he became a legendary captain who always had to watch his back and wasn't able to trust anyone. He has learned, over and over and over again, that the only person he can trust is himself (and he's terrified of himself, anyway) and there's no such thing as a safe space for him.

And now he gets to build a safe, peaceful home with his boyfriend. Their home will never have any yelling, and when there are little domestic spats, they're going to end with apologies and kind words. He's not going to have to keep weapons on him and constantly scan the horizon for storms, and he'll never have to be scared about anyone hurting him ever again.

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

rich people seeing mount everest

i wholeheartedly believe the reason “i just got back together with my boyfriend” never made it to the final show is that taika couldnt be normal in one single solitary take

Not a lot of people know this but if you say “be a good boy for me? Please?” Boys will trip over themselves and cream their pants while doing whatever you want

wowww okay unfollowing now! i was a huge fan of his cannibal dinner parties and artistic displays of his victim’s corpses, i had no idea he was dating one of his patients

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

tags written by microwave mimic. "oh just reach in the moment the food is 1 second from ready. yeah your whole arm."

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

He’s hella studious

being rly brave and washing my hair even tho i don’t want to. everyone pls clap

when u get anxiety medication for the first time