Does he...

You know...

Return the shopping cart?

Yay for you (and me)!! 😊

i seriously cannot believe foldable phones are about to make a comeback. foldable smartphones are being made right now. you can finally end a call with a clat again.

finally I can hang my phone up in a dramatic way…again

The clat will be more dramatic due to the screen shattering

Nothing here just two kids having a dance off 😂💀💀😂🕺🏽🕺🏽

I’ll represent you in court :)

I keep reblogging this bc of the way he says skiup

hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong.

did u buy it with money

i did, in fact, purchase it with money

I want to vomit

644 followers

Wtf is wrong with people

r yall ever gonna stop pretending pornhub is woke

maybe when they stop being amazing? they plant trees and stuff

me: listen to the song i just sent you

her: *opens link*