someone just shared this on fb but omfg

What the fuck is going on in here in this game

If you fail a mission mads mikkelsen makes a callout post about you

Raja on Fashion Photo Ruview

What the fuck is going on in here in this game

If you fail a mission mads mikkelsen makes a callout post about you

if you watch this video to the end the fbi initiates a drone strike on your house

listen. it’s 2018. it’s time to admit, finally, that bbc sherlock is, in fact, bad, and was only good because we watched it when we were 15 and didn’t know how to dismantle scripts that SOUND clever but are really just gold-flake covered shit

*angry and annoyed asexual agreement*

what’s this mean

It means they agreed but weren’t like, horny about it i guess

ONLY HORNY ACTIVITY ALLOWED ON MY BLOG

so cute 😻😹(x)

drop the idea that you need some deep philosophical meaning behind your tattoo, if you got a tattoo simply because its aesthetically pleasing and for no other reason then good for you 

aestheticism is the theory of art for art’s sake, and was championed by Oscar Wilde with the belief that surrounding oneself with beautiful things can directly influence the person one becomes. im taking a class on it. so basically every time u get a cool tattoo or a brooch u find in an antique store or a pretty wall print ‘just because u like it,’ Oscar Wilde is nodding approvingly

My sole mission in life is to make Oscar Wilde’s ghost approve of me

Nobody is on this site for anything but shitty hot takes, shittier jokes, and porn so safe mode is a waste of everyone’s time

look, if i’m in public, i don’t want to see an anime girl getting rawed at 10 am

agreeing to a Russian Roulette with your dignity and public image amongst strangers on the line is part of this website’s terms of service

that’s fair

Cry me a fucking river

the father, son, and holey scrunge

Hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ability to sleep

I realize now i forgot to add the “can i get some” but i feel that just adds to the mood of the post

outfit concept

no pants?

Who needs pants when the rest of the ensemble threatens to collapse you into a singularity?