fine,great

literally paramore was right

about…?

name one thing paramore was wrong about

ill wait

i don’t pee in the bed but i’ll pee on ya head.. do two things in life i go pee and get bread..

tag yourself: popular british tv shows edition

life holds the gun i hold the sword

I hold my nuts

CinemaSins Voice: Ummm it’s clearly established a few seconds ago that the “tunnel” is painted on, so how did the Road Runner run through it as if it were real? *Ding*

Apparently gravity only works when you look down *ding*

Road Runners aren’t blue *ding*

can i order ass at mcdonalds

ass machine broke

Mitski for GQ

these are the hot takes on a dcom alignment chart

dank memes is such a bad phrase like you know absolutely nothing funny is going to happen when you hear someone say that

This is the only advantage I have over this shitty gorilla

speak for yourself

mad about you : rina sawayama for gucci

ooftacular

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

Y’all need a fucking hug

You have no fucking idea