Unreal Unearth + paintings (pt 1) (pt 2)

going to refer to my p*riod as my stigmata reopening from now on

Paramore perform at Ball Arena in Denver, Colorado (2023) by aleiaghh

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

no way i must have missed an update!

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

You know what to do boys

“i’ll kill you.” are we about to kiss 

TIL: Paper airplanes were not created to mimic real airplanes. They predate them.

via beatlyzer.com

thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them

a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all that’s left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh

PEOPLE on this website don't Talk about this shit enough:

cats when they finish their food so there’s no food left because they finished their food and now there’s no food (0 food bc they finished it)

me vs the urge to add <3 or !! or extra letters or keyboard smashes to the end of everything to make sure it doesn’t seem passive aggressive

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

i hate when somebody posts some shit on here like "it's gay as fuck for a man to eat breakfast" because then im like well shit now i gotta start eating breakfast or i won't be gay anymore

it's gay as fuck for a man to eat breakfast

COMEON

why do people refer to some of their kids as "furry children"? it makes no sense to separate them from your other kids just because they're a furry

the realisation that furry children means dogs hit me like a train at 4 in the morning

T Count: 16

Letter Count: 185

Your T Percentage: 8.65%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 0.84 times as much as average.

As: 21 Es: 39 Is: 10 Os: 16 Us: 11

❗️Vowel Ys: 4

Total vowels: 101

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[nine out of ten]

is that jesus 👀👀👀

oh don't you think about it mister

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true