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WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

Lightening strikes, maybe once, maybe twice. 

Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

me when i realize that if tumblr actually shuts down i’ll have nowhere private to enjoy my hyperfixations and connect with people who share them

If tumblr deletes me yknow where to find me

This is Money Freddie here to bless you with good fortune this November

Well… if anything is going to bless me it’d be Freddie Mercury

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

im SCREAMIBG

I could watch this all day

I just died from the sweetness.

apparently americans don’t have maltesers is that right omg r u guys ok???????

what are malteasers??

is that a malteasers

no

“Hey. Funny seeing you out here.”

when someone’s done explaining to me why my favorite character isn’t actually the Best

Oh my god big mood

Sewer alligators aren’t just a myth. Here’s the original video

This is worst than IT

manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side

its always me picking up the cats

maybe im the bad boy