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Kim Dzong Un – Dictator of North Korea. He Threatens the world that he will use his atomic bombs. Converted text from song Kings of Leon – Use Somebody
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The theory of flat earth is spread extremly fast. Stop this insanity, with your brain!
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Modificated polish patrotic slogan, in S.T.A.L.K.E.R world.
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“Lemme smash” and “you want sum fuk?” are slang expressions indicating an interest in engaging in sexual intercourse. This sexuality life of birds is now a meme!
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friend: are you still upset over that tv show?
me: im getting over it, it's not worth it anymore they just keep screwing up more and more as time goes on
friend: oh that's goo—
me: i just think it's funny how they thought—
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popokko-deactivated20210315
this child has murdered entire families in cold blood i can feel it in my heart
dead-ghoul-walking
@tim-longjohn-curry ur my special friend ❤
@dead-ghoul-walking what the actual fuck
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Yikes
selweezus
Not surprise. A lot of Christians haven’t read the entire bible.
boredbronxnigga
A lot of Christians haven’t opened a bible
When it’s revealed that it’s the bible one guy admits his own prejudice and said his prejudice was subconscious and everyone has it and another woman goes “it’s the media!!!”
Source: mic.com
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jazzcatte
does… does he know what that means
geckopirateship
Lay your cash down for the chance to fuck Ted Cruz
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baby: [waving its hands around] what am i?? what are these??? who are YOU? what is THIS ????
parents: you're a heterosexual male and your name is jimmy and your favorite color is blue but you won't tell anyone that because you're a Man(tm) and you'll grow up to be a basketball player. aww look at that, he reached his hand out for the nurse omg what a flirt!!!
baby: [screaming]
#oh god#my parents are doing this to my bro#like last time my mum was showing me a video of some play they did in his kindergarden#and she was telling me who's who#and she points to some girl and she's like 'and that's his girlfriend'#and i'm like 'how did she become his girlfriend all of a sudden???'#and she's like 'well they play together so'#?????????????????#he also plays with some boys but you're not calling them his boyfriends???#they're just children playing oyh my gooooooooood
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we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop
conchitawurst
Let her continue
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steveandbucky-deactivated201702
i feel like age of ultron is like that one really bad fanfic set in canonverse that you read until the end because well you started it and it looked promising and youre halfway through so you might as well finish it and afterwards you sit there feeling confused and weirded out like ‘wtf did i just read’ and spend the next 3 weeks trying to forget you ever read it or pretending it doesn’t exist
steveandbucky
ever wonder what it’d look like?
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fortheatlantic-deactivated20210
Can’t afford $11.50 to go see Mockingjay? don’t worry! turn on the news and experience the same dystopian horror for free
#come to poland#we're now ruled by a political party that apparently wants us to go back in time like a hundred years at least#and doesn't give a fuck about the law#also some new kind of nazis are doing whatever they want and nobody does anything#antisemitism is back#non-white people get attacked in the street#i don't even know
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individual canadians confirmed as 5 gays in a trench coat
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“we’re having mcdonalds for dinner”
“i made cookies”
“i did your laundry for you"
“we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
