currently downloading so many files

@keendle / keendle.tumblr.com

abby / 24 / she/her
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striders

wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

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avvocarlo

yeah and this is straycatj, the popular tumblr cat. see that’s landlady, she adopted him a few years ago when he kept coming to her house for food. sometimes he runs through paper doors so landlady gives him the “funny face penalty” as you can see in this photo

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straycatj

Stop it! Stop it!! I’m embarrassed! Where is my dignity!? Lowyer! Is there any lowyer!?

I’m so sorry mr j, please don’t bring out your lowyer! I won’t do it again, promise!

OK… so… touch the top of my tail, and send your honesty by neko-pathy…

sending honesty rays via neko-pathy… is this thing working?

Yes! I allow you! Thanks my friend!

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3000s

most americans unknowingly breathe in about 30 to 40 "microburgers" daily

if you are within smelling distance of a burger joint you are likely inhaling these fumes

microburgers are completely safe. microburgers nourish your body they are good for you and me

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mycroftrh

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

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