the sarcasm is astounding
legendary
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the sarcasm is astounding
legendary
entering 2019 like
Peter BIGMOOD Parker
honestly, this is all sorts of relationships goals
My spirit animal
When you want to be alone even though it’s not a good idea for your mental health.
Me
It’s often been remarked that Spider-Man’s schtick wouldn’t work nearly so well if he didn’t live in a town with so many tall buildings, but consider: how well would Batman’s “I am the night” routine work if he was operating out of a normal city where people actually live, rather than a perpetually twilit urban hellscape that looks like the Art Deco movement had a one-night stand with Soviet Brutalism in a wrought-iron-and-gargoyle factory?
That is my favorite description of the Batman aesthetic ever.
OMDFG that’s a perfect description.
Imagine Spiderman ballooning in wide open areas. No, sorry, can’t get to that crime, its against the prevailing wind.
Also, Batman brooding on top of a Wafflehouse.
Batman: God, this stupid city with its sufficient lighting and lack of crumbling infrastructure to shoot grappling hooks into
Superman: Everyone for miles has lead poisoning, I’ve spent the entire night stopping crossword puzzle museum robberies and heists at the Second National Bank of Gotham on the corner of second street and second avenue, and earlier the wall of…clouds? smog?…cleared up for a minute and I’m pretty sure the sky was literally blood red
I HATE METROPOLIS FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIVES THERE i’m not super into gotham IT IS THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH AND I HOPE IT BLOWS UPWHY DO THESE PEOPLE LIKE THE SUN SO MUCH it’s kinda gloomy a lil bit of a bummer WHY THE FUCK DOES CLARK WANNA DO THIS HOUSE SWAP THING i saw a reality tv show and i was like bruce we gotta try this
Antoni Porowski photographed by Taylor Miller for Gay Times (2018)
Queer Eye 😍
It’s not even ok how accurate this is.
Spring in China
Celestial dress by Alexander McQueen
Ezra Miller photographed by Ryan Pfluger | Playboy Magazine
Ezra Miller photographed by Ryan Pfluger for Playboy (2018).
EZRA MILLER for GQ Style (2018), ph. Yoshiyuki Matsumara.