butt troll

going clown spotting 

have you checked the mirror

well if you want me to die you can just say so

Super Mario Sunshine | Delfino Plaza

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Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

Hey no offense but I’m throwing good vibes your way

Take it 

I think part of the reason why we hold so tight is because we fear something so great won’t happen twice.

my favourite quality in a person is being that one person who listens to your story when no one else is paying attention and asks you to carry on if you start and get talked over

Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs zero dollars and zero cents to send me $30

I have been made aware that this post has certain inaccurate claims in it. I am investigating the problems now and will make edits in the future, thank you all for pointing out the issue, my apologies.

Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs $30 to send me $30