Obsidian Raven McBovril

sometimes my friends send me good reels

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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

STOP listening to the demon of capitalism and START listening to the angel of hedonism, i love you i believe in you keep making what you love forever ok?

did youknow capybaras hatch from tangerines and they re called capybabys pretty cool huh

im being serious every time you reblog this a hostage dies

lalallalalalalalal *frolicking* 

omgg lalalalyayyayayyy *chases you*

"This is the skin of a killer Mr. Pines" -my sibling, 04/13/2024

why do cats have an extra bean on their wrist... what is if for..

cutting edge cat technologies

its the drift button

anti-lock beans

spare bean in case of a flat

power steering

cat control mechanism

leverage bean

✨🎃 HALLOWEEN SNACKS 🎃✨

post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”

I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said “Needa get outta here man.”.

thank you weird trans women forever