The signs as Real Housewives vacation feuds
Aries: I’ve had enough of you, you beast in Amsterdam
Taurus: No but I think he fucked your mom in Florida
Gemini: Rodolpho is cheating on you in Bimini
Cancer: Youwillneverseemyfaceagaingoodbye in Thailand
Leo: Don’t be all like uncool in Turks and Caicos
Virgo: You’re such a fucking liar Camille in New York
Libra: I don’t really see her holding any black babies in South Africa
Saggitarius: Quit trying to be a damn bitch in Mexico
Capricorn: TAKE A XANAX CALM DOWN in St. Barths
Aquarius: I HAVE NEVER BEEN WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS IN MY LIFE in Whistler
Pisces: Joyce is a big fat pig in Palm Springs