I love that voodoo that you do.

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It looks so grumpy and perplexed! Like “ I was GOING to unleash watery chaos but now I kind of just want more hugs? ”

Antonio, 24

“I am wearing the Cock polo. It is inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes.”

May 18, 2017 ∙ East Village

He is wearing the Cock polo. It is inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes.

Me when I’m wearing the Cock polo. It is inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes.

You when you are wearing the Cock polo. It is inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes.

“Are you wearing…”

“The Cock polo? That’s inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes? Yeah, I am.”

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

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PLEASE SIGN THE WHITE HOUSE PETITION TO OPEN THE INVESTIGATION ON KADIJAH M. SACCOH'S HORRIFYING CASE, SHE WAS ONLY FIVE YEARS OLD AND HER LIFE WAS ENDED SO INCREDIBLY CRUELLY BY SOME MONSTER THAT SHOULD NOT BE GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

This little girl went through so much, she was harmed in the worst of ways and her father needs our help to get her justice. Not enough people know about this case and that should be changed. They need 100,000 signatures by July 23rd for the petition to reach the White House! Then they have to do something about it, please share this, sign it, confirm your signature via email and help raise awareness.

This little angel should still be walking the Earth under the watchful eye of her father, but that was taken from them and her murderer(s) deserve only the worst, her family should have protected and shielded her from every harm yet the ones who were supposed to do that were the ones who failed her the most (I've read that allegedly, her abuser and murderer was her first cousin - the son of her aunt under whose care she was, and that he also abused her older sister and his parents have shielded him throughout all of this).

JUSTICE FOR KADIJAH MADINATU SACCOH

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5/22/2020

This is the best thing I’ve ever read.

We’re all having “hard conversations” about racism, police brutality, and #BlackLivesMatter I hope. 

You’ve probably noticed that detractors often use the same “racist talking points” in response. Here’s a researched and sourced guide to help you answer, for the times you may get stuck.

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Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings

I realize this comment will have niche relatability but when I’m taking drive-thru orders I often “trick” customers into thinking I’m going fast when I’m actually going slow, then they pull up to the window all happy and surprised when their drink is ~*~*~Already Ready For Them~*~*~. It is a neat little magic trick where people see their time at the box as active and their time at the window as passive.

Example: Two 1-minute interactions. I have this down to a SCIENCE.

1. Car pulls up. Seconds 1-15, barista says “what can I get started for you?” customer says, “a large white mocha, please.” barista says “okay, you can pull forward.” At second 10 or later, bar barista begins to make drink, customer is at window less than ten seconds later, drink takes at least 30 seconds to make even with a skilled barista. 10 more seconds for drink to be handed from bar to DTO, sleeved, handed to DTR, and handed to customer. (That accounts for our 60 seconds, about 30 of which customer was waiting at window.)

2. MY MAGIC METHOD. Car pulls up, I take longer to greet them if my bar baristas already have a lot of drinks. Full greeting might be like “It is a beautiful morning here at Starbucks, my name is Study, what delicious items can I get started for you today?” 10 seconds. Customer usually replies to friendly greeting with “oh, good morning!” or “Good morning, how are you Study?” These precious extra seconds mean other drinks are going out and my baristas are ready by the time the customer says “a large white mocha, please.” Maybe we are at second 20 at the time they start making the drink. I take my time to say “okay great [insert name if I know it], a venti white mocha for you today, very good choice. And you wanted the drink hot today, as well?” “Yes, please.” “Fantabulous, any food items or other drinks I can get started for you? [insert special promotion if there is one]” “Hmmmm….. no thanks, I think I’m good.” “Alrighty, so if that completes the order then it looks like your total is going to be $5.75 and I will see you ‘round that bend at the window, thank you so much!” “Thank you!” Customer NOW pulls forward. I just recorded myself speaking that entire conversation, wanna guess how long it took? You’re right, 30 seconds, then a few seconds for them to pull forward to the window. That customer is going to get to the window with the drink propped right in front of them and they are going to say “wow, you guys are so fast today!” There is no “wait” time. But no. I tricked them. We are no faster than any other day. You’ve been fooled. Deceived.

working in retail

I have NEVER seen a more accurate representation of this satanic industry

this is THE FUNNIEST suggestion Word’s grammar thing has ever given me

#you is kind#you is smart#you is important#you is well-intentioned

Mara Wilson comes out

Matildas gay. Everything you love is gay

THE FACELESS OLD WOMAN WHO SECRETLY LIVES IN YOUR HOME IS GAY

GAYYYYYYYYYYY ❤💛💚💙💜

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