Gaming experts ask the real questions (2019)

Yᴀᴋᴜᴢᴀ Kɪᴡᴀᴍɪ | ▶

have you seen sand cat-erpillars yet? 

@manycats

baby time

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

Some people need to learn to use the block button instead of constantly engaging with people

advice for both fighting games and social media

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.

With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.

This actually maps really well.

how many shrimps to do you have to eat

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK!

EAT TOO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK!

SHRIMPS ARE PRETYY

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

This is the money Kiryu. Reblog this post in 1988 seconds and it will boost your financial luck.

THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE

Magic, bitches

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

power move

Update: the someone is my father

does he have a flashlight

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

sounds like a dad to me

i just noticed this bowser alt colour looks like dio

skldfklsdlfk

hi

J…. Jotario.

choose your fighter