cognisance kills confidence

So i was doing the battle against lorroakan, and rolan runs up to him. I think oh, what spell is he going to cast?

THIS GUY, A WIZARD

LORROAKAN OFF THE BALCONY

King really said 'COUNTERSPELL THIS'

Anyway i love him

moon bath

every time

Behold the lumpfish. Very beautiful. Very powerful.

In Ehren des Speak Your Language Days präsentiere ich das beste Wort der deutschen Sprache:

we will not have achieved our biotech dreams until every spice has an anti-spice that you can add when youve used too much which binds to it and renders it tasteless

putting the pepper shaker and the pepperase shaker out on the table before serving dinner

Kinda crazy how speaking English is almost a form of literacy without which your access to the relevant scientific and sociopolitical conversations of our time is seriously limited.... Thank God I started reading yaoi fanfiction on American websites at age 14

worst feeling ever is when i agree with 99% of a post but then there's that 1% that makes me want to set fire to op's blog

SALUT BONJOUR AND BONSOIR NEIGHBOURS!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST THING THAT CAME OUT OF OUR FRIENDSHIP :D!!

Image description:

Image 1: an edited version of @boozehund's tumblr post reading: "ppl who celebrate tv channel's birthdays are annoying pass it on" with an edited reply by @cub2 reading: "FUCK this post and happy birthday arte" the word arte is the symbol of the chanel. white text on red.

Image 2: "Création 30 avril 1991"

Image 3: "Am 30. April 1991 wurde in Straßburg die Arte EWIV gegründet. Gleichberechtigte Mitglieder" end Image description

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious