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Apr. 8 2024 Eclipse

Credit: Victor Toth

The Priestesses of Astarte, from Pierre Louÿs’ The Songs of Bilitis by Willy Pogany (1926)

In this big world is there a place for someone as little as me?

I have to say that “warm gentle glow emanating from the shell of a turtle” is without a doubt my favorite genre of lamp

[ID: Lamps shaped like turtles in a variety of colors, edited onto a plain white background. End ID]

The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS

This is one of my favorite monologues in all of fiction, and I think the voice legitimately, unironically adds to the experience. With the modern connotation we now have surrounding this voice of faux cheeriness, machine generated empathy, machine generated “humanity”, to hear that voice declare utter despisal of life on earth for damning it… its poetry. It’s the only remake of I Have No Mouth we need.

when most people first join deviantArt at a young age they usually start off posting sonic the hedgehog recolors and anime screenshots. but then there was me, making king of the hill super forms

john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

Liz McGowan: Fern Ammonite (1992)

Nothing more awesome than seeing a trans woman with big boobs like hell yes you did it!

Okay there is one thing more awesome

Barn owl, Life on Earth, David Attenborough, 1979

This is how you do a meme. I don’t want to tell anyone my name or my bra size or my date of birth on the internet. Why can’t we make memes using useless and non-personal data points?

I am SKRUNKLY MEOWMEOW