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@coolabedblog / coolabedblog.tumblr.com

i'm a two dimensional character on a blog now? cool. cool, cool, cool. { indie rp for abed nadir from community }
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                                        “——-What?”

              "I understood why it had to happen-- Del Toro and Beacham had to make Raleigh interesting to audiences while still keeping him pretty simple, and nothing does that like throwing tragedy in the mix. Plus if you hadn't died we never would have gotten the best female character to come out of Hollywood since Buffy.                             I just thought you seemed more compelling than your brother, in the long run. Especially after I read Tales From Year Zero."

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"A cat is an internet phenomenon?                            …how did you get here again?”

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       "Yeah. She was featured on our fandom-themed Christmas Troy in twenty-twelve.                      I'm not sure, actually. I think this might be a delusion. I have those sometimes. But I could be stuck on a loop in my Dreamatorium, and I did just binge watch all the Marvel movies the other day.."

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"No, I mean, for starters, Ariadne wasn’t a maze runner,  she only helped Theseus navigate it by proxy with the  skin of thread. She didn’t go into the labyrinth herself.”

                     "But still. She was the only one who could. You were the only one who knew the layout for most of the layers, and you weren't in all of them. At least, that's how I remember it. We had to ban Inception after my best friend nearly overturned the television because he didn't get it. We tossed the DVD out the window and everything. So I only watched it five times."

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   “A lame trope of a spoof? Sounds about right,”    he commented lightly, distracted as he tugged a    slim metal panel out of the wall, letting out a soft    ‘aha’. The Doctor looked at the panel he’d pulled    out only briefly, and then tossed it carelessly over    his shoulder.
   “It’s an occupational hazard of mine, infringing on    delusions, and illusions, and constitutions, among    other — things that rhyme with delusion. Tell me,    do you have a torch that’s infringing, too? Ah— a    flashlight, that is. I sort of need a concentrated     beam of light. Quickly.”

              "You look like you're busy. That's not terribly odd for my delusions-- I once thought my Spanish teacher was a snowman. But a claymation snowman. Except it wasn't really claymation. What I'm saying here is that my delusions tend to be really detailed."

       At least it looks like it could be from an episode of Spacetime.

              "I think I have my phone. I usually take it with me into my Dreamatorium." He digs around in his pockets, through candy wrappers and those cool collapsible pen keychains they hand out at every campus event, and pulls out his phone. "I always wanted to ask the Inspector if he had a more detailed title. Inspector what, you know. Or-- when.                                           ----Where do you need me to shine this thing?"

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       “Constable? No, I’m the Doctor. Now    shhh, I’m trying— hang on.” He paused,    blinking a few times before he dared    glancing up. The grin spread across his    face immediately.
   ”Ah, Inspector Spacetime. Isn’t it? It is,    right? I’m not really caught up. Been busy.
                                                           ———Right.”
   And back on the fuse box his attention    was focussed.    ”And to what do I owe the pleasure, Inspector?”
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                     "Doctor? Like the Doctor in that Inspector Spacetime spoof in that show about wacky college kids? I always thought that was kind of a lame trope. I didn't watch the show."

       Of all the universes to be stuck in, the one with a fake show seems sort of like a lame trope in and of itself. It would have been better if he ended up in the actual Spacetime universe. That would have been cool.

                       "I think you're infringing on one of my delusions, but I'm not really sure."

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Her eyebrow lifts; how incredibly peculiar.
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"— Inspector Spacetime, hmm? Sounds like my kind of show. I’m not often one for television, but I’d certainly give that a watch.” Her lips twitch, the wisp of a smile playing at the corners of her mouth. “— As for the latter, I’m not, I’m afraid. Do you normally address people you’ve just met as if they’re fictional characters?” 
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              "It's the best show ever. It's been on for fifty years and it's basically my main reason for living. That and Cougartown. I was on Cougartown, because I made a Facebook group. But that's another embarrassing story, and I'm still trying to figure out what show you're from.                      ----It's sort of my deal. There's a lot of fictional characters going around these days. I met Iron Man. That was cool, but he wasn't Batman."

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"… there are just so many things wrong with that."

              "I'm glad you agree, I always said that Christopher Nolan should stop pandering. Audiences are smart enough to understand symbolism without him smacking us in the face with it, even in America."

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"You know you make about as much sense as Ollie over on 5th?          And that’s only cause he’s been off his meds since last month.”

[A pause.]

"People keep saying I look like this cat. Grumpy something."

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       "Grumpy cat. She's an internet phenomenon. I'm glad that's carried over into this universe. Or timeline. I haven't decided that part.                      ----I don't take meds. I don't like doctors."

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         {} —  I don’t know how sane this whole                             situation is in general, pal. But you                             do actually have the comic book,                             right?

              "----Not on me. My hijinks are usually limited to the cafeteria at my school. This one kind of got away from me."

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