clueing for looks

In today’s episode of “Hozier Liked”:

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

Look, your plastic straws are only a negligible contribution to oceanic plastic pollution. Japan has backed out of all of its clean energy goals since Fukushima and is importing thousands of tons of fossil fuels to make up for it. The lithium mining processes required to make your hybrid car make its environmental benefits basically nonexistent. Food waste has much more to do with governmental regulations on spoilage and consumer demand for cosmetically perfect produce than you forgetting about the kale in your vegetable crisper.

The world is made of complex problems and the simple answer basically only exists to make you feel good about yourself

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft

Emotional brain: 

Logical brain:

💀💀💀💀lmaooooooooooo yo i-

One lump, or two?

my grandma’s watching fox news and i’m overhearing then losing their absolute shit over millennials not buying kraft singles

This is so pure. :)

omg this is my favorite thing ever

give him a hat it’s hot outside

the relationship women have with their own reflection…beyond complex

I was going to elaborate but I don’t think I could capture it as well as some ppl in the tags

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.

Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.

This shit happens in my neighborhood everyday and I’m tired of it

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION

Roast beefcake is just added bonus:

everybody wanted to eat that roast beefcake

Seriously. In the taxi cab she was totally planning on taking his virginity. 

And then he got all beefy and she was like “Shit. Heart of gold AND pecs that could crack a walnut between them? How am I supposed to deal with this?????”

The nurse in the background is just thinking “Do it. Do it for all of us. Do him for all of us”

Have only seen this post in screenshots and I’m honored to come across it now 

@shayara “do him for all of us” bye

proud to reblog this for the tenth time

The real tragedy of that movie was that she never got to bang him for all of us

So that touch scene?  That wasn’t scripted.  At all.  That was the actress just “I gotta touch him.  Oh, wait.  Shit.  I touched him without permission.”

Hayley is the thirst queen

s l e p y t i m e

why they gotta do luigia like this :(

“Luigia”

Mario’s lost sister luigia.

this post is a fucking disaster