hardenshipping when they were in college and part of the same team together <3 before the divorce was even a twinkle in their eyes
"but silly it should be the other way around" im the artist and this is my vision and you will Understand it.
imagine: maxie on his knees in front of archie all sexy and hes doing like feet worship or something but archie has his flippers extended.
back on this btw.
theres only one bed trope but its hardenshipping and theyre both on house arrest together with ankle monitors.
archies snapchat unfolds a slowburn 40k fic to shelly and matt over the year or so theyre stuck together.
i remembered i had a hardenshipping blog and found six year old designs for old married couple archie and maxie so i decided to redraw it since im in a pokemon mood
I have a head cannon that these two love cosplay, like they make everything by hand and prepare for months, their best costume was Maxie as red riding hood and Archie as the big bad wolf
Have we already had a headcanon ab the admins making sure the other team leader isn't treating their leader wrong? Like, Shelly and Matt have water guns pointed at Tabitha and Courtney and the other two have rocks. Archie and Maxie are too busy being happy with each other to notice their admins fighting to keep them safe. Perhaps they think of them as their children!
Maxie and Archie go to a volcanic spa together
I just thought you should know if you search hardenshipping on google images, within the first page of results is the goddamn "maxie i'm mpreg" "i want a divorce" drawing oh my g od
dear lord, is this my magnum opus
Maxie is a nerd who secretly loves video games. Archie knows but pretends he has no idea, he thinks Maxie's cute.
Archie has to 'tuck' like a RuPaul's Drag Race star just to fit in his wetsuit. If he didn't his junk would look like a tree trunk running down one of his legs.
Archie frequently uses the term 'shiver yer timbers' to Maxie in front of other people. Maxie will usually blush and tell Archie off for saying such a thing in public but secretly gets turned on when Archie talks like a pirate. Archie knows, thats why he still says it.
Infamy what?? You mean the musical Heathers, right? Lm ao
Imagine Archie watching "Aquaman".
Imagine Archie's wetsuit making a squeaking noise every time he moves while wearing it
What if Archie and Maxie make love on the water bed so hard that the water bed breaks!
I headcannon that Archie owned a water bed because it made him feel like he was at sea and the first night that Maxie slept with him he got so nauseous that he had to lay on the floor and that was the end of that bed.
Picture Selkie!Archie transforming to seal form and using his big cute seal eyes to make people do what he wants
