ambient
job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!
my depressed ass:
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re wonderful, and don’t forget to make some art – write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself.”
tumblr setting the house on fire to get rid of a snake instead of calling animal control is perfectly in character tbh
Dibidibidisrespectful
“The perfect video doesn’t exi-” Credits to Vooldeer on YouTube for creating this amazing and perfectly timed video
You know just how long 2018 has been? You know how long?
Did you even remember there was an Olympic games this year? Because I didn’t. I thought oh, last year. No. There was a winter Olympics in Korea and I forgot about it.
Shut your lying mouth.
…how the fuck long have we been trapped in this timeline?
We can’’t even ask Janet, cos she keeps getting rebooted.
a similar post that got me was one that was like “Black Panther came out this year”
thank you for everything, yuzuru.
I know the characters are fictional but god damn it, my emotions are real.
Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii
Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity
Accurate