workin on it lol

i reject the idea that the only 2 stances to take on ghosts existing are "believer" and "skeptic"

LIL NAS X for OUT Magazine Aug. 2021 photographed by James White

throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone

i completely miss the grenade and everyone in the room dies including me

Democrat political strategy

astrology isnt real but every positive thing written about my sign is true 

summer really is like. this iced coffee is all that's standing between me and incredible violence.

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it''s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i'm not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i'm talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it's literally not even that difficult and it matters so much

kirby and the amazing mirror was the best kirby game

exhibit A: you can call up your bros and they show up and smooch you so sweetly on the mouth

Heavy are the balls that store the pee or something. I dont care

What can they even do that dick cant...

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

I hate osha bro they make doing construction jobs a bitch

Any construction worker that hates OSHA should actually hate their boss for giving them so little time that the only possible solution is to be unsafe.

this goes for any job, not just construction.

Catboys only have 1 HP you get too close to them and they shatter like cheap ceramic

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In case you don't know, this literally happened in Brazil. One of the first fatal victims of COVID-19 was the maid of an upper-class woman who had just arrived from Italy and knew she had the symptoms.

when i was in fourth grade i was in the gifted program and they let us go to the library more often which meant we had more chances to take the accelerated reader tests and get points and whoever reached a certain threshold got to go to chuck e. cheese so i‘d go around asking ppl i knew had a hard time reading what their logins were and sneak in to take tests for them so they could go to chuck e. cheese too. i got caught and they didn’t let me go to chuck e. cheese but it was worth it fuck you

that’s why we all need to LIE and CHEAT

We love your heroics! We’re gonna deal with whoever caught you.

CHUCK E CHEESE OFFICIAL??