@be-au-ties / be-au-ties.tumblr.com
'Look, I just meant to turn invisible and follow you to set up a prank in your apartment, I didn’t mean to find out about your tragic backstory, but CRAP, my sudden strong emotions made my invisibility fail right as you turned to where I was, how do I explain this?' au
(submitted by @lakeofrage27 )
‘You’re the annoying public defender that keeps making up incredibly implausible defenses for your criminals and I don’t know how you can make me laugh in court while I’m working against you, especially since you come up with the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever heard, how come everyone keeps buying it? Being funny shouldn’t be a move in court, but it somehow works for you. Well, you just wait until we have another trial together, I’ve been reading up on mastering puns and I will slay you’ au
Hii!! Would you be able to do some lawyer aus? I don't mind if one character is a lawyer or both are😋
Lawyer aus coming up!
‘Wait, you can see me? I kind of pissed off a witch- it wasn’t my fault!! OKay, so maybe it was, but anyway, what’s important here is that she cursed me and turned me invisble, but how can you see me?’ au
‘Think you’re so funny for pranking me, don’t you? That wasn’t a smart move, because unlike you I can turn invisble, and you’ll never catch me mismatching all of your socks, stealing your favorite cerials, and okay, I did not think you would walk into the bathroom as I’m getting your shampoo to pour it down the toilet, and I really didn’t think you’d want to shower right then, shit, I need to go’ au
I ship you with the awful-Aus blog tbh
‘I run a blog with ridiculous au prompts, and one day an anon points me out to another blog of the same kind that is just my kind of funny, and we both start posting increasingly amounts of hilarious aus to impress each other and fall in love along the way’ au
( ✿ ♥‿♥ ) is that so??
“I run a terrible blog and one day I find out that someone ships me with another terrible blog, and since we both think its hilarious we put on a show of falling in love–but the jokes on us because it turns out our senses of humor are like a 1:1 match so we’re actually pretty compatible. Where does the joke end and the love begin” AU
‘Someone told me they ship my blog with another blog, and I started very blatantly flirting with them and coming up with aus where we fall in love over making aus and they reply in the same way and it’s hilarious but when do we stop being meta and have all of that actually happening please??’ au
Could you maybe do some aus where one of the persons can become invisible when they want to?
Invisibility aus coming up!
I ship you with the awful-Aus blog tbh
‘I run a blog with ridiculous au prompts, and one day an anon points me out to another blog of the same kind that is just my kind of funny, and we both start posting increasingly amounts of hilarious aus to impress each other and fall in love along the way’ au
( ✿ ♥‿♥ ) is that so??
‘So, here’s the deal: I actually joined this gang as a spy from another gang, but I kind of fell really hard for you along the way even though you’re loyal as fuck to this shitty gang that I happen to try to bring down, so now I really don’t-- wait, you’re a spy too? From a third gang? Why didn’t you tell me that before you asshole, i’ve been struggling with this deadass dilemma for months!’ au
‘Okay buddy, this is it. You can’t be here. You know your gang isn’t allowed in this part of town, that’s not how this shit works, and I know you know that because I’ve been telling you so for every single time you wander into my street, one day my boss is gonna make me shoot you and I’d hate to ruin that pretty face’ au
If you have any spare time in the future, would you mind doing some gang / rival gang AUs? I love this blog by the way! So much inspiration!
Sure thing. (And thanks!!)
Gang related aus coming up!
I ship you with the awful-Aus blog tbh
‘I run a blog with ridiculous au prompts, and one day an anon points me out to another blog of the same kind that is just my kind of funny, and we both start posting increasingly amounts of hilarious aus to impress each other and fall in love along the way’ au
hey im just curious is this blog based off of the awful aus blog? but like beautiful aus instead
It isn’t, I didn’t know the blog until you made me google it, and thanks for showing it to me!
I don’t have a habit of following au prompt blogs ever since I started this one (I don’t want to accidentally steal their ideas) but awful-aus are hilarious, and all of you should check it out!
'I’m only at this river in the middle of nowhere because I’m looking for a very specific jellyfish in this river, no, not a breed, this one specific jellyfish. But you’re also here and you literally just got lucky and caught my jellyfish, but I worked hard for that jellyfish so CAN I PLEASE HAVE IT' au
(submitted by @venomed-isaac)
'I’m a lifeguard at an indoor pool and you come multiple times every week but it’s always during my shift so I don’t know if you like me or just like swimming at a specific time and you’re cute so I’d really like to know that fore sure' au
(submitted by @imnotapollogizing)
'Your kid is the worst kid I have ever had the misfortune of having in my class, your parenting skills must suck ass and-- oh shit you came in after class to discuss your kid's behavior issues and you are the hottest single parent I have ever met' au
(submitted by anonymous)
i am in love with your blog.
