trans rights are human rights and shouldnt be a political opinion

(via luxuryxo)

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

what happens to all your teen angst when you’re 20… like where does it go

they diagnose it as anxiety

Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over

Science side of Tumblr: how can dragons breathe fire?

There are three variants of dragons. One of them possesses  a gland that produces a liquid, which spontaneously combusts when coming into contact with oxygen. Some phosphorus compounds could do that for example. The second one possesses two glands instead, which produce so-called hypergolic propellants, fluids that ignite when they come into contact with one another. The third kind stores the methane bacteria in their stomach produce, and expells it when breathing fire. In their mouth there’s a piezoelectric crystal, which is a substance that produces a spark when placed under mechanical stress and could thus serve to ignite the methane gas. Or it’s magic.

consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good

Sources?

Sources: me looking at myself and going “nice”

when you try all the sounds and beats on your synth while only playing coldplay - viva la vida

Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?

unplug your controller dawg

forfeit my buddy

concede dude

Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.

Now that we have these fantastic alternatives I don’t wanna see anyone telling people to kill themselves anymore.

hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*