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the grinch was sexy BEFORE he was played by benedict cumberbatch. if you only want to fuck the grinch because he might be played by benedict cumberbatch then DONT act like a real grinch fan when some of us have died for this. fuck you
this is the worst way i could have found out they’re making a grinch who stole christmas remake
An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife
On the radar:
Gentleman with 5,000 pounds a year Handsome tragic veteran Dashing officer of good breeding Gentleman with 10,000 pounds a year Liberal-minded heir to a large estate
Your phone buzzes:
Mr. Collins
— “yesterday we discovered the Victorian word for ‘manspreading’”
OMG.
and the Victorian advice on the subject, which is
1. jab viciously with elbows
2. public shaming
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
pumpkin everything
<3 <3 <3
The Riker Maneuver - without hesitation placing your crotch in eye level of other people as soon as opportunity arises.
Is there another way…?
That awkward moment when you are at a spiritual retreat and when you open your phone FOR SOME REASON the thing that is open is an article called THE GYM SEX FANTASY EVERYONE IS HAVING BUT NO ONE WILL ADMIT TO
I… I’ve got something in my eye…
Fuck, me too…
You know what? This fucking hits home hard.
I got “Freedom Isn’t Free” tattooed on me because I believe, whole heartedly, that freedom comes from sacrifice and strife.
This woman demonstrates that in just a few short minutes.
Take some time out of your day, and help someone out.
You never know who might need that piece of chocolate.
Oh, my God in Heaven…
Wow
whatW WHAT
gotta love roller coaster tycoon
i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification
SOMETIMES you're out shopping with your mom and you come out of the change room and show her the clothes you're trying on and she's like, "Ooooh I do not like those pants..." and you're like, "So...those are...my...pants..."
Goddammit. What is it then??
