Heavy rain leaves trail under crystalline water and creates rare, beautiful scene. This scene is located in Bonito, MS, Brazil.
This looks like a dream I had
This is so beautiful and surreal and trippy af I love it
at work today the kids were bantering and joking around and one kid said “you get born, you work all your life to do something to make sure you get remembered, you die and no one remembers you” and if the reflection of the state of society and its effect on this generation doesn’t frighten you then I don’t know what will
Yall seein this shit ://
omg i have a physical appearance…. Gonna work on getting rid of that we being entities in 2019
Generations ft. Plants
Gen X: Tries to plant a whole backyard garden but prob just forgets about it.
Millennials: Tries to have a house plant. Kills said house plant. They have a lot on their plate, ok?
Gen Z: Prioritizes their cactus above all else. Treats said cactus like their CHILD.
Baby boomers: When THEY WERE YOUR AGE THEY WERE WORKING ON THE FARM 365 HOURS A DAY 2470 DAYS A YEAR IN 10000 DEGREE HEAT UPHILL BOTH WAYS YOU SHOULDN’T BE COMPLAINING YOU DARN KIDS
a Gen Z Mood is when u say u wanna die and get 5 other people to say sAME but u werent joking and neither were they and all of u are just crying for help via memes and vine quotes
Philosophical excuses for being too late
- “Time doesn’t exist, so am I really ‘too late’?”
- “As Zeno has proven, movement is impossible, so I think we should just appreciate that I’m here at all.”
- “Due to determinism being true, it would have been literally impossible for me to not be late.”
- “Because of the doctrine of double effect I cannot be held responsible; my being too late was only an unwanted side effect of my desire to get enough sleep.”
- “Actually, I am not too late. The matter composing this body has changed, so the person who was too late was someone else entirely.”
- “After excessive calculations, I discovered that me being too late will maximize the total amount of happiness in the world, so it was my moral obligation to do so.”