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Martin Shkreli Jury Selection Transcript Excerpts
โThe Court: The purpose of jury selection is to ensure fairness and impartiality in this case. If you think that you could not be fair and impartial, it is your duty to tell me. All right. Juror Number 1.
Juror No. 1: Iโm aware of the defendant and I hate him.
Benjamin Brafman: Iโm sorry.
Juror No. 1: I think heโs a greedy little man.
The Court: Jurors are obligated to decide the case based only on the evidence. Do you agree?
Juror No. 1: I donโt know if I could. I wouldnโt want me on this jury.
The Court: Juror Number 1 is excused. Juror Number 18.โ โJuror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, thatโs a snake โ not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and thatโs a snake.
Brafman: So much for the presumption of innocence.โ โJuror No. 144: I heard through the news of how the defendant changed the price of a pill by up-selling it. I heard he bought an album from the Wu-Tang Clan for a million dollars.
The Court: The question is, have you heard anything that would affect your ability to decide this case with an open mind. Can you do that?
Juror No. 144: I donโt think I can because he kind of looks like a dick.โ โJuror No. 10: The only thing Iโd be impartial about is what prison this guy goes to.
The Court: Okay. We will excuse you. Juror 28, do you need to be heard?
Juror No. 28: I donโt like this person at all. I just canโt understand why he would be so stupid as to take an antibiotic which H.I.V. people need and jack it up five thousand percent. I would honestly, like, seriously like to go over there โ
The Court: Sir, thank you.
Juror No. 28: Is he stupid or greedy? I canโt understand.โ โJuror No. 59: Your Honor, totally he is guilty and in no way can I let him slide out of anything becauseโ
The Court: Okay. Is that your attitude toward anyone charged with a crime who has not been proven guilty?
Juror No. 59: Itโs my attitude toward his entire demeanor, what he has done to people.
The Court: All right. We are going to excuse you, sir.
Juror No. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.โ
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