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Call me Artsy or Oni----News agency sub-editor by day, raving artist by night---and if you’re following me for art, you’ve come to the right place because a bitch has to cope one way or another and that’s mine :’3  Items will be tagged on request, replies will take time depending on complexity of questions or if my brain gremlin thinks a drawn reply is called for. 

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"When it comes to pizza crust, Gambit likes to do things with these hands…"

About five seconds from Rogue shutting him up over what exactly he likes doing with those hands

Chef, sous chef and brother-in-law kitchen shenanigans because the Hello Fresh sponsorship hasn't called back, which Kurt (design is my own! Love a little swashbuckler for him) says is their loss really!

(Video in the comments!)

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The culmination of all the kitchen work was my workplace BFF coming over with her family two days back, and the menu was lasagna, French onion soup (first time), a fresh strawberry mint cooler and panna cotta, but with the challenge of using a mold now, a beautiful rose-shaped one which had the 50/50 chance of breaking apart/refusing to unmold. Thankfully it did after a little troubleshooting online and looked gorgeous! So I'll be using these molds for later panna cotta for added flair.

I've learned from messing up a fair few lasagnas to get to the point where my dad is like "it's very good!!!" and wants it again for dinner, so that's my trademark dish now eueb

Husband loved the soup and was like "okay I understand the deal with caramelized onions now".

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made me think of this

[id: x/twitter qrt from user styloshka that says "I read a forum post about art once, that it's a product of the dialectic between the effort of the artist and the friction of the medium. You push on the thing and the thing pushes back on you, it has its own voice. The weight of a piano key, the tension of a guitar string." original post from user colleen_daves says "Don't you want to skip over the mindless drudgery that is making art?" I do six stand embroidery and break like 10 needles a day, would I prefer that activity didn't hurt my hands and make me angry? Sure. But that's what makes having the finished piece after so worth it to me."]

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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earhartsease

we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

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positing hamas as some kind of evil boogeyman when hundreds (at least 300) of dead civilians are found in a mass grave around nasser hospital after the idf ran through khan younis……………🥴🥴🥴🥴

392 dead civilians.

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If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded

like to charge reblog to cast tbh

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whenever i see talk about third spaces people pretty much always mean bars, or other places of consumption. Nobody really talks about something like a public bathhouse that would be a massive boon for local homeless people, or making local laundromats a free public service. These can, and I think absolutely should be valuable and very utilitarian third spaces for community building.

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So I forgot to actually ask this but what do you think of nightcrawler new/ old origin? The reason I say old is bc when Chris Claremont back in the 90's decided he wanted reveal mystique as nightcrawler mother. He actually wanted to reveal her and desitney as nightcrawler biological parents with the idea of mystique changing into a man and doing the deed with desitney. Of course being the 90's, that wasn't going to fly but with the upcoming pride marvel voices comic and with this on the cover. I'm interested in your thoughts. Me I'm still confused but I love it!

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I’m pretty cool with it! I mean, I’m invested in Kurt himself and his found family, not so much his weird-ass bio family drama!

So if the writer says that was how it was meant to be, hell sure man, why not? And understandable, he isn’t the first saying that there were relationships they wanted to portray in fiction which couldn’t have been done in their day.

It’s X-Men, it’s a telenovela and half all the time, and what’s more telenovela than finding out you actually have two bio mums and one of them was, for all intents and purposes during your conception, also your dad somehow.

That’s the chaos I’m here for :’3

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Anonymous asked:

can I hit trepan with a pipe? no particular reason I just don’t like him

As if you need a REASON to hit Trepan outside of HIM EXISTING

Go to town on him eueb

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Lil redraw of one of the scenes that really struck me while I was catching up on the IDW comics for the first time in a decade, because Trepan is an asshole I love to hate and I just want to draw him creepin’ on every other cast member.  (My BFF crow described him as a creepy cockroach man with his dumb antennas, creepin’ into ur ears, ticklin’ ur brain meats oops did you need that nvm lost to the void bitch and tbh, best description)

I changed the last panel a bit since I wanted a nice, personal closeup of Trepan creepin’. 

Non-animated comic under the cut!

That last spot in X-Men 97 this week shoulderchecking me right into what Crow has kindly termed my "YOU LOVE YOUR FAVORITES TIED UP, HELPLESS AND IN MORTAL PERIL" kink, so please have a reblog of young!Mags Megs in pretty much the same position with Trepan, because I'm an unrepentant reprobate :'B

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endreal

Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!
Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

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ladysisyphus

I know of a trail racing company that gives the slowest racer who finishes every race a DFL award: Dead Fucking Last. I was a little taken aback by this until I had it explained to me that those last-place finishers are pretty much uniformly people for whom finishing at all was an accomplishment: people undergoing cancer treatments, absolute beginners, runners in their eighties, extremely pregnant people, you get the idea. Moreover, what you see as this person crosses the finish line is all these sporty trail racers, many of whom finished the race literal hours earlier, cheering their hearts out because they respect that, yes, DFL is still a place, baby.

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