I’ve always wanted to chug a jar of mayo

This man never ceases to amaze me!

Also, this little tidbit that I should 100% see in a fic at some point

she’s gonna fucking kill him!!!!

I’d like to thank the academy, my Mom, and all the little guys that made this all possible.

um

HE TOOK ALL THEIR MONEY

Trio of Towns’ Spoiler Free Easy Gift List

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Various suggested easy gifts are chosen from loved (500FP) and liked (300FP) category. The easy factor is considered from how easy to get/buy them especially in your early days and how cheap they are when you have to sell them, so that you won’t lose so much profits.

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demetrius. i am fucking your son

I’M CRYING YOU CAN TAKE KROBUS TO THE MOVIES

you might be in her dm's, but i'm in her stardew valley co-op farm

we are NOT the same

That’s a very specific fetish

when theres a typhoon but u gotta forage

gotta respect those fish