Pretty sure I could just stay in this jumper for the rest of my life and be perfectly okay #sweaterweather #wishitwerereallyhere #gonnagowatchpewdsplayinfamous #ciao
Making some pizza xD #yum #lovethisjob #pizza
Omg don't talk to me. I cannot with life right now. #wwa #soexcited #omg #theycameinthemailsofast #asdfghjkl
Baby I'll be your superman. #laterstagram #hairgamestrong
I take a lot of selfies outside in my robe #nobigdeal
I may or may not have added a doughnut to my ice cream. #food #yum #immagetfat #ohwell #laterstagram
Hot chocolate with vodka and whipped cream in my new cup. Thanks @useridcannotbefound #brother #loveyou #yum #laterstagram
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Sure darling! Thank you for your request!
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happy father’s day to the members of one direction’s dads, congratulations on losing ur chill inside someone else and having ur multi millionaire children be the sperm that waited for the rest to die
harryisquirkeh
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"Do you have a One Direction blog?"
Source: 22tops
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All these preteen hoes acting like TFIOS the saddest shit they seen smh they ain’t even know about Naruto
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dion-thesocialist
isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
raspberryskittles
yeah there legit is that’s 100% true
unmutekurloz
Yes.
xoheart-on-her-sleeve
Oh my god
W E L L F U C K Y O U T O O J E S U S
Source: weheartit.com
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i’m shysexual
very shy
very sexual
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queer-punk-deactivated20200718
I have three moods
- fuck you
- fuck off
- fuck me
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humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
wearejohnlocked
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
we-came-here-to-fuckshitup
ok
Source: methroid
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hotspandex-deactivated20131205
Spider-damn