awesome

my phone: Storage Almost Full 

me: be quiet

Lily hates the rain.

*rain noises* Horse:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

…that may be the angriest angry mare face ever.

WHO WANTS SOME FUCKING CHOCOLATE

roaring 20s? no, snoring 20s. everyone go take a nap.

Now that is true amger

doctors be like. i dont know whats wrong with u so nothing is wrong with u<3

my food in the microwave

other things that make me laugh every time i remember them: the picture i took of my cat last summer when he was on his way back from his first ever visit to the groomer’s and looked more thoroughly betrayed than i have ever seen a cat look

My cat normally:

My cat on his way home from the groomers:

Bitch cold cocked a SEAL…

Okay but that seal was dramatic as fuck

Omg.