realizing that, as a women, you don’t actually have to have children is soo freeing. Like it seems obvious, but womanhood is so intertwined with motherhood that sometimes it seems inevitable. But its not, you don’t need to be a mother.
constantly think about how it's totally normal to have a little living breathing creature just staying in your house. just living with you. they just love you and you just love them. you can't even talk to each other and yet you peacefully coexist. they depend on you.
Matching shirts that read “You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you” and “You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die”.
these bitches gay
Oh man! Wonder if he’ll ever know.
I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess. Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:
They come for spas:
New hearts and stuffing:
And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:
Sometimes they look like this:
A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.
He also had a spa (not everyone does):
As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:
His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:
And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:
His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”
The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday. He is always called Pooh Bear. He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.
Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:
As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray. He came in for a spa:
Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:
And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:
He could even sit on his own! His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!
this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression
alright so i was bored in the house and in the house bored so i made this abomination
the 70s and 80s were such a crazy ass time. not because of the booze and drugs or anything, but because people back then seriously looked at freddie mercury and elton john being hella extra in their performances and were like hm, they’re straight
Queen at Ridge Farm, 1975. Photo by Watal Asanuma
Hyper pied ball python
MY DREAM!!
snakes
