Imagine Will and Woody getting into a shouting match with each other about the last cookie that Kyle had secretly eaten.

i bet this is a frequent occurrence in their lives tbh

In Your Arms

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You just had another exhausting day at work. Again. You’re really starting to hate everything about that place, from your phony colleagues to your pretentious and horrible boss. Absolutely nothing feels right and you really don’t want to think about it anymore.

You close the door of your flat and drop your bag and coat on the floor on your way to the sofa. You flop down with a horrible groan. You don’t move until you hear your phone buzz. Moving your face to one side and opening one eye, you look at the text.

- Hey, love. It’s gonna be while. We want to finish the song today.

You sigh, half in relief. You just want to be left alone for now.

— K, say hi to the guys for me.

- Will do. I love you.

You smirk, clicking your phone off and dropping it on the floor, closing your eyes. Sinking into sleep seems like a nice way to escape another crap-tastic day.

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oUCH RIGHT IN THE FEELS

I also casually got to meet Dan Smith from Bastille at the Banks show. He was holding a cigarette and then told me he didn’t smoke… And then proceeded to smoke

what the actUAL FUCK DAN NO ITS GONNA HURT YOU 😔

A Sick Boyfriend

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this is one of my faves so far aw💞

I saw this post on my dash that had me in tears. So I channeled that pain into this. Happy Reading!!! ~.~.~.~.~ You turn on the radio, humming absentmindedly as you prepare dinner. Your son is coming over soon to help you rake up the leaves in the backyard, much to your delight. A husband and a...

im bawling my eyes out now thanks a lot omg

Loser at school super extreme blogger by night

i was half expecting a hannah montana gif but eh

Will Farquarson commits a murder

Kill Farquarson

Will Farquarson goes to the pharmacy 

Pill Farquarson 

Will Farquarson goes to a barbecue

Grill Farquarson

will farquarson gets sick

ill farquarson

Will farquarson doesn’t move

Still farquarson

Will Farquarson becomes a rapper

Lil’ Farquarson

Will Farquarson has a kid. Lil’ Farquarson

Will Farquarson changes his name Still Farquarson

Will Farquarson got a cold Chill Farquarson

guess who just hit 600k followers on twitter!

Ahhhhhh omg :’)

i hope nobody unfollowed omf

Sophie Turner has a crush on Dan Smith. (x)

OMG sophie nO YOU ALREADY HAVE JAMES MCVEY FFS IS THAT NOT ENOUGH

okay, should I start actually using this url and posting bastille imagines/one shots?

yES PLEase omg

Imagine Kyle pantsing Dan in the middle of a massive concert

petition for this to actually happen oH MY GOD

Kyle “that’s right, you are correct” Simmons

omg fuck you mr simmons you sexy little shit fUCK YOU

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

i've managed to do it like once omg don't send me to the asylum pls i beg

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents

that scared me at first omfg

what i want to know is what size the bra was

dan is so done with this band

what if bad news is just a recording of dan telling us the band is breaking up

dON’T YOU DARE

NO NOOOO NOPETY NOPE NOPE NOPE NO IM OFF BYE *punches a wall* *blackflips through a window* *lands and starts running away*