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HATE when covid canonically exists within the tv universe. dont u know i'm using u for escapism

controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

Banned from the old country buffet for calling someone's grandpa a "little slut" after he took the last drumstick on senior day.

do u ever look back on ur childhood and get blown away by how gay u were before u even knew what gay was

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

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Saint Marshmallow has arrived

I’m 20 is it too late to go get my foreskin back?

just re load your save ahahah i am playin videogames rn thats why i thought of that

Haha! I’m a gamer so this was pretty funny, I know you can’t reload saves in real life.

wish i could i miss my foreskin

liam neeson really just admitted that once upon a time he was going to kill a random black person bc his friend was assaulted by a black person i’m at a loss for words this is like mark wahlberg levels of racist

WHO SAYS THIS OUT LOUD???? IS HE A SOCIOPATH??? “I’ll tell you a story”—WHAT????

This is just how white men are like this doesn’t shock me at all……..

The article from the screenshot is here, but in the full interview, the journalist wrote about how the whole thing was apparently shocking & unsettling to hear for both her and the other actor there for the MOVIE PRESS TOUR interview… because Neeson shared all that shit LITERALLY unprompted in an unrelated conversation.

She also contacted a sexual assault support group AND a psychiatrist afterwards because she was like, “Uh, asking for a friend, but is this violence & racism shit… normal, or…?”

And then basically had to drown a couple of paragraphs in disclaimers because these specialists’ professional opinions were that he was racist already & was using culturally normalized violence to make himself and his ego feel better in a way that had nothing to do with the victim’s welfare at all (obviously).

Meanwhile, Neeson was also someone who said the #MeToo movement was becoming a “witch hunt,” so, you know. Confirms a little more we already knew about his priorities. 😒

Happy Black History Month 2019.

If she isn’t lying (like in the Emmett Till or countless other situations where white women have lied about being raped by black men) then yeah he did nothing wrong. Rapists are rapists, and all of them deserve to die.

this is what happens when you don’t read something properly before forming an opinion on it

Maybe because when i was a baby i had a brain bleed and can’t comprehend things without reading it a second time? Why are you being an ass? I admitted and apologized for not reading it properly, and my opinion is still the same. Rapists deserve death unless it can be proven that the victim is lying.

honey … i’m gonna spell it out carefully for you … but no one on this post is saying that rapists shouldn’t die … we’re saying that you’re stupid, and that you don’t know how to read, and you look foolish when this article and this post was OBVIOUSLY us being upset about liam neeson gleefully looking for Literally Any Black person to assault. You need to log off, delete, anything because you’re behaving Very Dumbly.

“Maybe because when i was a baby i had a brain bleed”

This was a wild ride

OH MY GOD.

i was never seen again.

this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….” the French boys and the Norwegians were like “we dont actually” and I was like my god….I’m the only hillbilly here….it’s Up To Me

and I like to think of that as the only significant cultural impact I made.

everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun

People keep commenting about my leg muscles and the answer is that’s just how u look when u work on a farm on top of a mountain

People also keep asking how you stop. The answer is: eventually

me when I go to an art gallery:  that’s not art

me when I see a shopping cart rolling around in the wind: now thats art