Rome aesthetic (from an American perspective)

·         No ice cubes

·         Apartment, apartment, mini mart, church, apartment, ANCIENT RUIN, apartment

·         Churches with over-the-top décor on every block

·         Useful outdoor water spigots

·         Where are the toilet seats?

·         Minimalist bathrooms

·         Finding that your 2 bed hotel room has 2 beds pushed together to make 1

·         No soundproof walls

·         Cobblestone that kills your feet

·         Vehicles stopping within 1 inch of each other

·         Vehicles stopping within 1 inch of pedestrians

·         Food has so much salt

·         So much food

·         Cake and cookies for breakfast

·         ANANAS

·         Gelato and pizza places every 20 feet

·         Ancient ruin filled with CATS

·         Random dogs

·         Huge umbrella pines everywhere

·         A church on top of a church on top of a (cultist) church

·         Bus doors closing too quickly

·         Orange trees

·         Ancient columns everywhere

·         Ancient stones are benches

·         Nutella

·         Excessive amount of con-artists

·         Latin

·         If you see a little colorful light shoot in the air, just walk away

·         No grazie

·         GRAFFITI

·         the colosseum just suddenly being right there

a waitress complimented my new shirt today and it took everything i had in me not to explain that it was the entirety of the bee movie script printed really really small

Can we talk 

About

How

Beautiful

Snails

Are?

Seriously

Just Look!!!

IT HAS A FLOWER

(Vyacheslav Mishchenko)

Every once in a while this post starts getting  a ton of notes again and it makes me really happy because the world needs more snail love.

Sneautiful

smokey eyes😍😍

vote for BIRBie sanders xD

i have this fucking thing i do where i just imagine a hypothetical tumblr post and i  get angry about it ? ? what the fuck

like earlier i imagined someone posting a picture of a bird in a suit with a lil american flag pin with the caption “vote for BIRBie sanders xD” and i was pissed about it in a matter of nanoseconds

Im pissed that you made up a hypothetical post that bad and i had to read it

*eats snack while looking for a better snack*

me trying to think of a comeback:

I love not being in any tumblr cliques and just being a hermit on the web visiting each village on my travels

[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] 

i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last