submitted
hide the truth
ask me dumb shit i’m bored
got a speeding ticket and started signing up for sugar daddy apps lmao i just want to be able to pay this shit off omg
I wish that some day in some world I could be enough for somebody
Goonies never say die
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
single and sufficient
get u a boi who will match ur potential
get u a boi who is workin on his phd
n u go on n get yo phd
then u a powa couple
My boyfriend is my soulmate I SWEAR
your mom didn’t let you chill in the womb for 9 months so you could degrade women
who were you?
How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.
Bitch I’m wet
Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?
Or am I just fat?
(The new working title of my memoirs)
Why steal porn when you can just watch this?