Half My Fault But I Just Like To Play The Victim

“deserves to win” is such a silly concept. you know who deserves to win? MY team. why? because I love them. next question

What a shame she went mad.

FRIENDS (1994 - 2004) 7.08 The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs

They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

You sold some shitty copper, man, I don’t know what to tell you

#she's so unserious

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”

FRIENDS 6.24: “The One With The Proposal"

everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green

For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

General rule of thumb for positive self-talk: If it entertains you, it helps!