vulpes vulpes

You ever see a pretty dress, a well-organised notebook, a peculiar balcony or read one line of poetry and get the overwhelming urge to reinvent yourself

Sometimes I think about how someone just let p!nk put out a song that said “this used to be a funhouse. Now it’s full of evil clowns.”

that line was written about my vagina

Ma’am this is Wendy’s

Junior baking cheese burger

Quentin Tarantino be like “if I don’t see some toes in the next 10mins I’m saying the n word”

The duality of man

i hate twitter bc every time a new season of stranger things comes out everyone is on there like “winona ryder in the 90’s tho😍” like bitch.... winona ryder is hot now. im so tired of cowardice. accept milfs into your heart or perish

Everything you need in one spot

me: i don’t cry easily

needle felted mouse:

me:

cursed image

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

made it with an hour to spare

I’m gonna die!

WHEN DID I SAY THAT

fun fact for all the conservative bozos out there in american flag tee shirts: putting the US flag on clothes only become a fashion trend in the first place when hippies used it in the 1970’s to protest the war in Vietnam, because putting the flag on clothing is a direct violation of the american flag code

this bitch said “,okay,”

Shane: “If you are going to kill me, turn the right one off.”

[music note as flashlight turns off]

Shane: “Okay!”

ba groba naby dooni tudem

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

That and it looks like the way an audience sits for a concert or a game “YEAH GO TEAM KISS THAT BRIDE WOOO” Or it looks like they’re meeting in the middle for a throwdown Both are good

TWO PEOPLE ENTER.

ONE COUPLE LEAVES.

WELCOME TO MATRIMONY.

Yall ever procrastinate sleeping? Like you should be asleep and you want to but you just.. keep doing more things for no reason?