The 3 stages of a cat yawn

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

Stage 5: Mlem

Ben and Jerry’s really did that? Madd luv✌

This is real?!

People forget that Ben and Jerry are real guys that were always invested in civil rights, sexuality equality, and all other injustices. I’m not surprised by this ad. They be awesome.

^^ yeah they’re awesome. research these guys

pikachu rotation

I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.

… corn?

This is adorable

YES VERY GOOD

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out 

youve done it! youve boiled being in your early twenties down to its bare essentials!

this post reads very differently for mlm and wlw

mlm:

wlw:

Smashion Fashion - Super Smash Bros fanart by Oscar Vega

One of my friends made info on having the duolingo owl as your warlock patron

It’s pretty great

@probablybadrpgideas look someone made the thing!!

*Hades voice* for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different

*points to winged dude* That’s Thanatos, *he’s* the god of death! I just do the paperwork!

Thanatos is the emo boy all y'all think hades is and be thirstin over. hades is just the guy who manages all the souls. he’s the kinda dude who wears banker clothes even on his days off. all he wants to do is keep the system running smoothly, take his three headed dog for walks on his lunch break, and go home to his solar punk wife who will no doubt peg him until he can’t think anymore.

Chicken Katsu is crispy fried chicken made with Panko breadcrumbs and dipped into a sweet ginger garlic curry sauce, ready in under 45 minutes!

https://dinnerthendessert.com/chicken-katsu/

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Is this how you roll?

here’s a picture of a baby cedar waxwing begging for food from a robin. neither of these species are nest parasites, so it’s not possible the cedar waxwing was ‘adopted’. this is essentially the bird version of tapping a random person on the shoulder at the grocery store and going “MOM”

x

OH it’s just a comparison of the faces! I thought this was implying that George Costanza was going to beat the shit out of Pikachu

Ryan Reynolds as Pikachu has utterly changed my perception of posts like this

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

sobble’s hands are perfect for holding :”)

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now: