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i am having. very normal feelings about this game
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Gale after I explain that of course I'll marry him, but we can't go back to Waterdeep for our big fat greek wedding just yet because we're overthrowing an undead lich queen and an archdevil, killing at least two gods, and curing vampirism
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they pay good gold for fire-beetle legs in the capital, ya know?
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best karaoke duo ever
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Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne
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i wish i could still pickpocket in inquisition simply because i can’t describe to you the amount of obscene joy i would experience hearing the various witty, dry, furious, or amused responses my companions would retort with upon finding my hands in their pockets
Sera:
- *giggling* Stop it! That tickles!
- *loud laughter*
- I used to know a girl who could pickpocket your underwear. Don’t try that on me!
- [for F!Inquisitor] Now crook your fingers. *more giggling*
Solas:
- There is nothing in my pockets for you!
- Have you no restraint?
- Show care with another man’s pockets. You might not like what you find there.
- [elf!Inquisitor with high approval] *resignedly* Lethallin…
Varric:
- If you want to touch my chest hair, just ask. You don’t have to pretend to be reaching for my pockets.
- What, no “please”?
- Merchants’ Guild has already been in touch: my pockets are empty.
Dorian:
- My dear [wo/man], at least get some wine in me first.
- I do hope this is a precursor to something more fun than thievery.
- Enjoying yourself?
Vivienne:
- *sternly* No.
- [further attempts are not possible]
Cassandra:
- Ah!
- Inquisitor, please, this is dishonourable!
- This is not befitting the Herald of Andraste.
The Iron Bull:
- What, looking for a handle?
- Tell me what you’re looking for, boss, maybe I can give you directions.
- Aren’t you gonna even try to distract me?
- [romanced] *playfully* Angling for a punishment later, huh?
Leliana:
- *soft laugh* I can give you some pointers, if you want.
- *chuckle* Maybe practice on someone else first.
- [if HOF was a rogue] You know, you remind me of… Never mind.
Josephine:
- Inquisitor, everything I have of value is in my desk.
- *sigh* I wish you’d be more subtle.
- If you are going to pickpocket, you should learn to pick your targets.
Cullen:
- Um, what are you doing?
- Can I help you?
- *flustered* Really? Again!?
Blackwall:
- *laughing* Take care I don’t slap your hands.
- You take care no one else catches you at that.
- Fishing for loose change, eh?
Cole:
- What are you doing?
- Is there something in there?
- Varric says getting caught stealing is wrong. [Inquisitor: Don’t you just mean, “Stealing is wrong”?] No…
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Partying so hard that he lost his little cap.
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This is the only good ad on here, all the others can leave
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POV: you are a pizza in the oven
Nov 27, 2019.
[ID: A cropped photo taken of a computer screen playing Dragon Age Origins during a cinematic scene. Duncan and Alistair appear to look down at the viewer with solemn expressions while Duncan says: "It is finished. Welcome." End ID]
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love removing songs from playlists like mmmmmmmmm actually not you lol
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i'm thinking about charlotte brontë spending her last years editing and publishing her sisters' writings and about christopher tolkien dedicating his life to the protection and meticulous reconstruction his father's life's work and about johanna van gogh publishing the letters between vincent and theo that would propel vincent van gogh into fame because she knew how much her husband had loved his brother, and about how so often art isn't just a reflection of the artist's mind and skills but a testament to the fact that they were loved
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