Garbageboy Stinkman

heely doc martens

vintage color wheel watch // $14.00

you guys wanna see my favorite discord gif emoji

carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

i bought that for my wife

Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

its so much and its dishonest work

employment

Asking the real questions

Fun fact, this is actually part of a larger series on the most practical medieval weapons for fantasy species.

And it’s legit good too, given the dude who does ‘em also studies these kinds of things for a living!

this series looks super interesting and entertaining and im gonna check it out but goddam if this isnt the funniest name for a video ive ever seen

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

truly can’t get over how much everybody dunked on tumblr for banning porn and yet in 2022 this is the last bastion of social media sites where you are allowed to say tits without being blasted into space

Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill it feels good to be on top

no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

Let's say, for the sake of argument, that Elmo is coming to fucking strangle your child while Baymax watches

Do you think two girls could on purpose kissed?

It would be tricky but I it could be tbe done

Working tirelessly in the lab to figure it out

*comes out of the lab covered in lipstick marks* if you think this is bad you should see the other girls