You’re twice the man I thought you were.
Sources: [1] and [2] (via mattandkaz)
Words to replace said, except this actually helps
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore
SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized
ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
FIRST OFF Began
LASTLY Concluded Concurred
WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted
HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned
ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged
FINE Consented Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered
JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched
WASN’T ME Denied Lied
EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened
BORED Droned Sighed
SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached
OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled
I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted
BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
reblog to save a writer
Reblog because the titles for each category are comedy gold.
Most of the time, said is fine.
But this is the funniest shit ever.
Useful, and also hilarious
All seven Harry Potter stories - in one poster.
Full Portfolio: www.petterscholander.com
Matt and Kaz @ the Walker Stalker Con [2/?]
welcome to the trash pile
Most of these recs come from the same five people because they’re the ones I reread most often/know where to find easily. SORRY. But they are all excellent.
Anything by elisnore-rose anything by jumperpheasants anything by derbypheassant anything by maladyofthequotidian anything by effie214 (also on LJ) and i guess i should say anything by lauraxamelia bc i have also written A Lot but please don’t judge me on the basis of tiny baby 2011!me’s writing pLEASE
Also mattkazstrophe is a good archive although there is SO MUCH to sort through.
He says that was the scariest part of Doctor Who! [x]
Matt Smith – The Crown
the amy/eleven fandom, everbody.
Or: It’s been FOUR YEARS TO THE DAY since The Angels Take Manhattan and i think we collectively just need to stand up and accept that we’re Not Over It. (Or: yes I read the tags on all your reblogs and yes I love them to bits)
Alternatively:
Treat yo’self.
@lizmapes I DON’T REMEMBER THIS EPISODE OH SWEET CRICKETS
TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD, TOO PURE
WHAT YOU DONT REMEMBER TREAT YO SELF THIS EPISODE CHANGED MY LIFE.
I REMEMBER TREAT TO SELF BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER BEN WYATT IN A BATMAN COSTUME
OMG HE STARTS TO CRY ITS GREAT
Instead of remaking good films, we should remake shitty ones that showed potential.
according to your birthday, in 2016, you will
1-5: be completely baffled by 6-10: in the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, attempt to pet 11-15: ascend to the throne of the world as the new god of 16-20: cry a lot about 21-25: seek heaven through 26-31: finally get to be with your beautiful lover, who is
january: the weight of your sins february: full communism march: rage bigger than your body can contain april: the Sun may: eleven-dimensional space june: violence july: the merciless confines of linear time august: a fictional character september: the void october: a ghost november: every single dragon december: a giant robot
sometimes i like to image eleven traveling back in time and just reliving those moments with amy where he gets to fall in love with her all over again, gets to hear her laugh as he does something ridiculous, gets to enjoy the feeling of her hands near his neck as she fiddles with his bow tie while fondly reminding him, yet again, that bow ties aren’t cool. he’ll get to watch her eyes light up when he takes her to a new planet, he’ll get to witness her compassion, her bravery, and her strength as they fight to save the world, he’ll get to hold her hand because he’s scared of ghost trains (and he just likes the feeling of her palm pressed against his, fingers entwined with his own), he’ll hug her, whispering ‘gotcha’ into the curve of her neck (the closet he’ll come to saying ‘i love you’), while desperately wishing that he didn’t know her fate, that she could always travel with him.